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- Is your only companion Saturday night a FORTRAN77 textbook?
- Do 2nd-hand stores refuse to accept your clothing donations?
- Do you remember pi but forget your own phone number?
- Is your pocket protector weighing you down?
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WARNING: Use only as directed. The relationship between dosage and sex appeal is nonlinear. Do not take this drug if you are currently taking antihistamines, Retin-A, methamphetamine, or if you are suffering from myopia.